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Atari jaguar cd

The Atari Jaguar in all its glory horror

Let me make this clear: The Atari Jaguar is the WORST. GAEM SYSTEM. EVER. Released in late 1993, this was Atari's last defense against its rivals in the vidya gaem industry. And guess what? It failed. It failed hard. Bye-bye, Atari. The Jaguar's not worth playing, it's not worth collecting, and it's not even worth using as a doorstop! It's that bad.

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Dentalcamera

Man has finally found a use for the Jaguar

And what's so special about the Jaguar, anyway? Well, there's the fact that it was the first 64-bit console ever sold. By that, I mean it was the first 64-bit console ever sold off by its buyers. Because, you know, it stunk.

Games[]

Review-cybermorphjag-big-1

WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY

Cybermorph

The pack-in game for the Jaguar; this flying game was known for its primitive graphics and WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY


Tempest 2000

The only game truly worth purchasing for the Jaguar; it's just like the arcade original, but moar prettier
Tempest

If you bought a Jaguar but not this game, you're seriously Doing It Wrong

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