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Chuck norris facts

Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.

Chuck Norris is invincible. Nothing can defeat him. He can kill anyone just by touching them and is unaffected by any attack. If 9001 Weegees all fused into one being, they would still be infinity times weaker than Chuck Norris. When Weegee challenged Chuck Norris to a staring contest, Weegee turned into Chuck Norris instead of Chuck Norris turning into Weegee. OH TROLL. When Ganon blasted Chuck Norris with his Die Beam, Ganon died instead of Chuck Norris. Not even Magikarp can defeat this awesome guy. (Super-mega-ultra-mega understatement.)

But how was such an amazing being created?!!!!!!!1 Answer: HE WASN'T!!!!!!! Chuck Norris has been alive since before the beginning of time, he's just that good. Or maybe he's: THE ILUMINATI????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????wow

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