Not to be confused with Chuck Norris
Not to be confused with Weegee
I pity the poor fool who makes fun of Mr. T!
Mr. T is the rival of Chuck Norris. The two are almost equal in power. The legend goes that Mr. T and Chuck Norris walked into a bar; the bar then spontaneously combusted due to the fact that it couldn't hold that much awesomeness. Mr. T even has a smiley in the chatroom here. Yeah, he's that cool. Also, he pities the poor fool who doesn't know about his smiley.
Mr. T's Commandments[]
Break the rules, God help you fools! You've got Mr. T to fear!
Things Mr. T Does[]
Mr. T doing some real math.
Mr. T likes to beat people up and pity the poor fools who wear scratchy tees. This is because he has recently taken up a profession in the making of tee-shirts, thus becoming "Mr. Tee". He's rather proud of it, though, and you won't want to make fun of him 'cause you'll get beat up.
The A-Team[]
If you don't watch the A-Team, Mr. T will personally come to your house and take your TV and give it to someone who wants to watch the show!