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Hamburgers are one of the most delicious foods in
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the world. Hamburgers are made with a patty made of ground beef, specially-designed hamburger buns (or just slices of bread, if the need arises), and condiments such as ketchup and mustard.
If a hamburger has cheese on it, it is no longer a hamburger. It is officially a Cheeseburger; cheeseburgers are even better than hamburgers, unless you're lactose-intolerant.
Believe it or not, there's a sandwich ever better than a cheeseburger: the Bacon Cheeseburger. This delicious combination of bacon, cheese, and hamburger meat makes vegans super jelly. It's like eating and trolling at the same time!
Where to Buy Hamburgers[]
- McDonalds: The most popular burger chain in the world. Good if you need a burger fix in a hurry, but watch out for Ronald McDonald.
- Burger King: BK has the horrifying Burger King as its mascot, though the food is a little better than McDonalds.
- Good Burger: Home of the Good Burger; can I take your order?
- Five Guys - Burgers & Fries: Better than McDonalds and Burger King combined, though the burgers are a bit pricier than either.
- Weegee Burger: Rumored to serve the greatest hamburgers of all time, though everyone's too afraid of Weegee to see for themselves
The Burger King haunting an unpaying customer
- Krusty Krab: The greatest hamburger restaurant in the Seven Seas. Great if you like your burgers extra soggy.
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