Not to be confused with Your Neighbor
Not to be confused with George of the Jungle
Tarzan lieks slidin' down branches
Tarzan is a man who lives in the jungle. He acts like a monkey ape for the lulz. He was also raised by monkeys apes, which could explain this. Oh, and Disney made a movie about him. Tarzan's rival is Speedy Eggbert; the two race each other from time to time.
The Tarzan Song[]
TARZAN, JUNGLE MAN,
Your reaction when you see Tarzan swinging in your direction
SWINGIN' FROM A RUBBER BAND.
FELL OFF, BROKE HIS HEAD,
WHAT COLOR WAS HIS BLOOD?
(HINT: It wasn't red )