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Imaginary Numbers are numbers used to count imaginary stuff. Like your imaginary friend, or that imaginary box of cereal on your imaginary table in front of your imaginary tv. With imaginary numbers, you can count all the imaginary pieces of cereal in that imaginary cereal box. First, you imagine yourself taking the imaginary volume of the imaginary box, and the imaginary volume of one imaginary piece of imaginary cereal, and then imagine yourself weighing the imaginary box. Then, you imagine yourself pouring out the imaginary cereal onto the imaginary table in front of your imaginary tv, and then imagine yourself weighing the imaginary box again, and then imagining yourself subtracting the imaginary weight you just imagined yourself measuring from the imaginary amount you got when you imagined yourself weighing the imaginary box with imaginary cereal in it, and, yowza! We imagine that we have our imaginary weight. Much better than normal math, huh?