Nobody knows what Jimmies are. Are they tiny little sprinkles living inside our body? Or are they a figurative object - that is, is "jimmies" simply a term for our emotions?
Whatever jimmies are, they are not made to be rustled. If someone's jimmies are rustled, then that means they are mad. It also means you should run. On the other hand, if someone's jimmies are unrustled, then it's safe to come near them. I think.
The Jimmies TriumverateEditThey control the jimmies. They control the rustling. They are the Jimmies Triumverate. The three members of this secret order are Jimmy Russels, Calm Casey Koala, and Atease Panda.
- Jimmy Russels - The master at keeping one's jimmies unrustled; he teaches the other members about the techniques of unrustling jimmies
- Calm Casey Koala - The somewhat sneaky member of the Triumverate; although he is typically relaxed, he is interested in the affairs of Trolling
- Atease Panda - Jimmy Russels's best friend; his jimmies are unrustled mostly because he sleeps all of the time