Not to be confused with Your Mom
Not to be confused with Your Neighbor
Not to be confused with Chuck Norris
Not to be confused with RAINBOW SHEEP OF AMAZINGNESS
MOM is the true leader of the universe, and is always watching you. You can never escape from MOM's eternal gaze.
MOM is a
n evil robot friendly person who watches you and plots your death helps you along in your daily ordeals, and makes you poisoned tasty cookies.
Section revised by MOM. Don't you go saying that stuff about me, or else!
MOM provides an online service through which you can ask MOM all those hard questions in life. Such as: