Not to be confused with Lollercoster
A Monorail cat is a cat who ate a Monorail. (Like yo mom ate a huge dildo and then pooped out a baby)
This is a endangered Monorail cat. It died because yo mama was so fat that she got on a monorail cat and it died. So ironic that the interets would run out of internets to go on.
And there is a wild Monorail Cat. Left only by itself because all the others got eaten by a Double-ended dildo. On a trolloer coster. While at full speed. in a sea full of sharks. While they were eating spooder man.
When a Monorail cat gets ridden on, All it does is fart to take off to SPAAACCCEEEE. Then it stops there and falls to earth and there it where it dies.