Not to be confused with Nintendo DS
Nintendo 3DS is Nintendo's latest vidyagame handheld. It looks a lot like the regular DS, but it's not, 'cause it's in THREE-DEEEE. Can't do that on any old DS, can you? However, this effect takes up so much battery that by the time you're done admiring the visuals, you'll have no battery life left to actually play any games (not that there are many 3DS games anyway). On the upside, it's more powerful than the Sega CD and Atari Jaguar combined. However, it is less powerful than the Cassette Boy.
|Nintendo's launch title for the system is a
|You play as Mario, and you drive a kart. IN THREE-DEEEE. Oh, and you can play as other Mario characters, too. Despite the similar name, this is not a sequel to Kart Fighter.|
|Go around shooting enemies that look suspiciously like the person you just took a picture of.
|Luigi comes to kick some butt and chew bubble gum. And he's all out of bubble gum.|
|The classic game everyone knows and loves, redone for a new audience.
3DS Slide PadEdit
...What the heck is this piece of garbage?! Apparently, it gives you another control stick for the system, and an added shoulder button. Whatever it is, it's as big and ugly as Your Mom. And that's terrible.