The Weegee Virus is a horrible condition where the person inflicted with it will become a clone of Weegee within the next minute. It is spread by Weegee and his clones landing their horrible stare on someone. That person will either slowly get it, immediately get it, or not contract it at all. (This depends on the immune system of the victim.) Guiyii,Chuck Norris and Tiger are immune.
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