Your Mother is your mother. You should know what's she's like by now. How am I supposed to know? Perhaps she does motherly stuff, like watch boring soap operas or bake cookies. But I may be wrong. I do know, however, that you seem to be embarrased by her. Very, very embarrased. Do you still live with her?
Mother Teresa - She goes around feeding hungry children in Africa. She also preaches Christianity while she's at it.
Your Mom - Quite possibly the worst mother ever. He is too busy disturbing his children with his hideous face to actually care for them.