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Zombi Land is your worst nightmare and the best theme park on Earth. If you go there, you will be sucked in SpongeBob SquarePants's extremely stupid ride resulting in you never being seen again.

IntroductionEdit

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WHY YBRUF, WHY?!?!?!?!

Rides and attractionsEdit

  • Stupido Scream - The world's worst Vekoma Boomerang.
  • Mega Zombie- THE BEST ROLLER COASTER ON EARTH. IF YOU DONT THINK SO, THEN your...DEAAAAAD!
  • SpongeBob SquarePants The Ride - Commonly referred to as the worst ride in Zombi Land, it's just a stupid motion simulator ride. The ride is constantly down for it's insane stupidness.
  • Zombscrat Zombiler - A Wild Mouse. This ride is definatley the 2nd worst ride in Zombi Land.
  • The Zombie - A Vekoma Hurricane, BEST RIDE EVER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • Stpudio Stinger - The craziest swing ride ever.
  • Laffite's Zombie Ship - The pirate ship of death.
  • Ozarka Zombie Splash Boom - A log flume that splashes into a pool of lava. This is referred to as Zombi Land's BEST WATER RIDE IN DA WORLD.
  • Ghoster Bait - Where ugly people become zombie bait.
  • Crashwoman's Whip - A RAGEGUY Comics-themed ride.
  • Joker's Jukebox - RAGEGUY's personal jukebox. He kept the name it had as it sat at Jazzland.
  • Zombie's Invertatron - A stupid Zamperla Windshear.
  • The Big Easy (demolished) - A stupid ferris wheel.
  • Dizzy Lizzy - The craziest ride in Zombi Land.
  • Krazy Krewe - The ride is considered Zombie Land's best flat ride.
  • Mad Rex - One word: Santa.
  • Jocco's Zombie Madness - Funny dark ride
  • Zombie Splashout - Constantly closed due to its stupidness. It's just this ride where you go up a hill, turn, drop, turn again, and then the ride is over. It's that stupid.
  • Skycoaster - The Jester's personal Sky Flyer.
  • Zombie Menagerie (demolished) - A carousel, it was actually pretty decent for this type of ride.

Zombi Land 4 Kidz (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!)Edit

NOTE: This section is constantly closed because it is ugly and stupid.
  • Zombie Bunny Barnstormers - Plane ride.
  • Skunk da Zombie & The Swings de Death - Very ugly swing ride
  • Krazy Duck and the Backlot Tour Bus - A stupid Zamperla ride (at least what most people think - that it's manufactured by Zamperla.)
  • Zombie Zinger - Trucks.
  • Zombiemite Zam and ze Wild Wezt Wheel - Another stupid ferris wheel.
  • Zomby's Zeehouse - A bad drop tower.
  • Zombicolor Zomby Zalloons - Another stupid Zamperla ride.

Defunct rides stolen by Six FlagsEdit

  • Bayou Blaster
  • Sonic Slam
  • Batman: The Ride
  • Cajun Pirates
  • Road Runner Express
  • Pontchartrain Flyers
  • King Chaos
  • Voodoo Volcano

ConclusionEdit

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